I May Be Clairvoyant
-David L Arment
You are not supposed to take the picture of an Amish person. I dunno why. I
don’t even know how I know this.
It may be that I’m clairvoyant.
Clairvoyant means that you know things that you couldn’t possibly know
because it would be impossible for you to know whatever it is that you
know.
Like I know the square root of 144. Don’t ask me how I know this, cause I
don’t know how I know this. It would be impossible for me to know this
were it not for the fact that I know this.
If I were clairvoyant do you think I would know it? How can you be
clairvoyant and not know it? That would be the definition of ironing.
Or maybe its irony.
Can you know stuff but not know how you know it? If you can that’s me.
It is like being clairvoyant on an unconscious level.
Or even on a subconscious level?
I once saw a woman throw a toaster across the entire kitchen at her
husband. Without asking her I knew she was mad. Further more I knew she
was mad AT HIM.
There was an animal at the campground that had course fur all over him. Even
though he was very cute I didn’t pet him, or even try. Good thing because I
was later told he was a porcupine and that they can hurt you (you meaning
me).
It’s a good thing I’m clairvoyant!
Once I had a sense of a fiery car accident. People were injured. Maybe killed.
It was little unclear. So the next day at work I saw Bill in the lunch room and I
told him that he was not killed in a fiery car accident. I just knew it. I don’t
know how.
I see people on TV who make lots of money because of the things they
know: doctors and lawyers who make millions and live fruitful and
meaningful lives because of what they know. I’m thinking that - maybe - this
could be me based upon what I know.
The only difference between them and me is that they have a diploma which
shows how they know what they know, whereas I know what I know without
a diploma.
Without that diploma thingy I can’t go and apply for a doctor's job. I never
asked anybody this. I just know it.
Life isn’t fair.
People who are reading this, (which likely means you if you are a people),
are thinking to themselves, “This dude is nuts”. (Yes I know this. I know what you are thinking.)
So the real question is how to harness this vast power and turn it into a
source of good for humanity, to be a beacon of hope for others, to make the
world a better place, a place where truth and justice prevail, or absent that,
make some moola?
As you may know people who may be clairvoyant can sense a persons aura.
This means that we can then tell a person things about themselves. For
instance we clairvoyant people can tell bald people that they can save
money on combs. We can tell people who sing karaoke poorly that they
need spouses with poor hearing. Useful things like that.
Additionally, in the absence of the actual physical person you can sense a
person’s aura from things that they have recently interacted with. So for
example, if you were to send me a twenty dollar bill I will pick up your aura
and tell you things about yourself.
You know, things like you don’t manage money well, or are easily swindled,
Etc.
So please message me and I’ll let you know how you can send me some hard
currency.
Meanwhile don’t pet porcupines.
©David L Arment